This attitude has come with great difficulty.
Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon. Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. There's something going on between you both. Halfway out the classroom, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.)ĬHANCHAD: “Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non jacketed, with foreword, introduction, table of contents, and index that are intended for the enIightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch.”ĬHANCHAD: “Books, sir. PROFESSOR: “In simple language: out! Idiot.” (CHANCHAD stands and leaves the class of silent students. PROFESSOR: “You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.” CHANCHAD: “But there are other books - “ What’s the point of blindly cramming a textbook definition -” PROFESSOR: “If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college.”ĬHANCHAD: “But sir, one must get the meaning, too. Thank you.”ĬHANCHAD: “But sir, I said the same thing, just in simple language.” SILENCER: “Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc., especially a construction is more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc.” PROFESSOR: “Wonderful. PROFESSOR: “You'lI write this in the exam?” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up, down, up, down, up down. Professor: (Throws chalk nib at CHANCHAD’s head) “What is the definition?”ĬHANCHAD: “.I-I just gave it to you, sir.” 
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From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines.” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up and down in a second. It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air - the fan. Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. Define a machine.”ĬHANCHAD: “A machine is anything that reduces human effort.
PROFESSOR: *Zyada maza Lene ki zarurat nahi hai. I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me.Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse behtar jante hain.I never manage to plant the kiss dude.naak beech me aa jaati hai aur main Jag jata hoon.
Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird. 
If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.
These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. Beta kabil bano kabil, Kamyabi to sali jhak mar ke tumhare piche ayegi. 6 Chatur 'Silencer' Ramalingam (Omi Vaidya).
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